The Post in Which I Judge

In retrospect, I am not sure that I can really come up with monthly posts. They kind of blurred together. All I can think of about July is lots of trips to Cowabunga Bay. If I downloaded the pictures from my phone, you would see that for me, this means taking secret pictures of people who violate my rule about age and weight limits for wearing bikinis and texting them to my sister so I can make fun of them. Truth be told, I don't think bikinis are ever appropriate but if you insist on wearing them, I know with 110% certainty that people of my general size should NOT be wearing them!! (And as a fatty patty, I am qualified to make that statement!)