Let us begin:
Contrary to popular belief, I do still obey the Word of Wisdom and I have not YET been driven to drink - I know, I joke about it a lot. However, when I do get to the point of driven to drink these will come in very handy:
|Capri Sun style alcoholic beverages!|
Until I actually do get driven to drink, there is this little gem.
I know you should be able to click and enlarge, but let me help you out.
7 Helpful occasions to chew this gum
1. When you suddenly need to change your mood
2. When somebody yell at you and you don't want to listen
3. If you are lack of attitude
4. When you need to refuse
5. When you want to be picky
6. When you want to be selfish
7. When you definitely want to say "kiss my ___"
*chew more than one if you need extra attitude
I only edited number 7 (although, if you are letting kids read my blog you are a worse parent than me!) The rest of the awesome wording is all credit to the producer of this great product.
Okay, this is the nice picture. You can just imagine what the other side looks like - well it isn't as bad as you imagine, but it is still not right.
In fact, I love this so much that I am going to share a completely awful picture of me that Courtney snapped while I was driving around the neighborhood. Keep in mind that I didn't get dressed until 3:30, I am not wearing makeup, that shirt is very unflattering, and I have no explanation for how awesome my teeth look.
Thanks, Ang! You made my day! Maybe my week, and my month too, we shall have to see!!